Ok Bob - what have you got for a new pizza concept?
Boss - I got a winner! A certified, gold plated winner!
I'm all ears Bob - what IS IT?
We create a pizza place where customers buy the pizza raw and have to cook it themselves!
Why would someone want to do that? Is it cheaper?
Nope - it's actually more expensive!
Well, does it taste better made at home?
Nope, amateurs cook it at home in ovens that can't get a high enough temperature!
Well, is it faster?
Nope, between watching it be made, taking it home and cooking it, it takes way longer!
So Bob, I'm confused - why would something like this be successful?
Boss - we tell 'em that if they don't buy it and cook it at home, they don't love their family.
Bob?
Boss?
You're fired.
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death. Show all posts
Sunday, September 27, 2015
Sunday, April 5, 2015
Fresh and Dead
While not necessarily a restaurant, the Fresh and Easy in the mall on 48 and Ray with the Goodwill has put on it's organic Birkenstocks for the last time. Had a good selection of pre-made dinners and sides that were good for the college crowd, but alas, when you give away $20 of coupons with every $10 purchase you may have a problem with your business model. This one has obtained nirvana and shifted to another state of consciousness. Ahwatukee claims another victim....
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