Genghis Gone

The demise of Ghenghis Grill served to ensure a perfect match between the amount of people clamoring for Mongolian food and the amount of Mongolian restaurants in Ahwatukee. Any time u take the concept of fast food and make it take longer to cook and more complex to eat you are sure to become a victim. Genghis Khan still wants his royalty check - and he's pissed. Get out the formaldehyde - this one's done....

I've Got a Secret!

Guess my secret! What was once Cuban,  then New Mexican, then Mexican, then a Cantina and  then dead? You guessed it - Secretos! The secret is out and it wasn't a good one. Went once, not twice and I guess I wasn't the only one. As I always say - if you come to Akwatukee, make sure you open up a Mexican restaurant. There aren't enough of 'em already. Secretos has had its green card revoked and is horizontal....

Allo? Allo? Mimi?

Mimi est mort! French themed Mimi's  died a twisting screaming death. Unnoticed and unloved, restaurant was the equivalent of the fat girl at the bar at closing time. Dozens of old ladies will have nowhere to get muffins now. You will be missed - as we drive to other restuarants... 

My Big Fat Greek Gurgling Death

Why did the little Greek boy not want to leave home? Because his restaurant bit the dust. Cursed location on corner next to Safeways dies a slow, miserable, twisting - but expected death. Opah!!!!!!'